This week, gullable Bonnie from that Pi Sig party and both ex and current girlfriend of Wiggy Tim Foyle needed Veronica to help her find out who slipped her the RU486 which should not be confused with OU812 which caused her to miscarry. Most college girls dating a gross scum like Tim Foyle might happily head to the free clinic but in this case, Bonnie wanted to keep the baby.
So Veronica’s on the case. It leads her to impersonate a damsel in preggers distress, Tim Foyle’s adopted and clearly unstable sister, as well as Nancy Drew! Along the way she uncovers some ugly secrets that friends just shouldn’t keep and learned that being the bigger person actually sometimes is the right thing to do in life.
Bonnie apparently slept with Dick Cassablancas at some point so Veronica confronted him and had pretty much the best witty banter moment of the evening. When asked about getting Bonnie knocked up…
Dick: “Oh yeah, what ever happened with that?”
Veronica: “You do your hair like that to cover up the three 6’s on your scalp, right?”
Dick: “I told her to get a paternity test; I’m not here to help her turn a profit.”
Veronica: “I feel there’s this wadded up MAXIM magazine where your heart is supposed to be.”
Ah, the genius of good writing. Then to top it off Dick makes a Pat Benatar reference! Genius. I’m glad they’ve given Dick some more room to wiggle this year. Teehee…