God bless Lawler, youtube and hot straight boys that don’t mind giving another boy some love. What’s a BJ between sweaty jock men?
Here’s a clip from BIG BROTHER AFTER DARK where Footballer Nick tells Joe he once gave a guy a blowjob. This after he grabs Joe’s head and sticks it in his crotch.

BB After Dark just became must see TV.

It’s Friday and I’ve got a busy night of television ahead of me. What? Ducky spends his Friday nights at home instead of out on the town? Obviously if you’re asking that question you don’t realize that I’m an old man who loathes people and crowds and nothing sounds worse than being “out on the town.”

Degrassi’s “Free Falling” Part 2 airs tonight at 8pm over on The N. We’ll see if Paige burns up in her crazy ass college dorm room pyro incident or if she lives to see another day and call another person “Hon!”

Then over on Sci-Fi, it’s the Season Premiere of DOCTOR WHO! And the geek factor just jumped through the roof. I cried big boy tears at the end of Season Two. Having to say goodbye to Rose Tyler was traumatic. She was so personable and lovable, and watching the Doctor leave her behind (though we knew it was coming) broke my damn heart!

Billie Piper really grew into an actress in that role and to be honest, she was really the only Companion I ever knew. Sure I’d seen some of the Doctor Who eps when I was a child. I knew enough of the show to realize how amazing it was to have the Dalek’s and the Cybermen back on board. I knew who Sarah Jane Smith was when they did her episode with K-9. But Rose Tyler was my first Companion and I cared deeply about her and her relationship with the Doctor. It still pains me to think that tonight she won’t be around.

In the Season 3 premiere we’ll be introduced to the Doctor’s new Companion played by Freema Agyeman who we met briefly last year and from there, I have no idea. I’ve not read up on the episode so it should be fun to just enter the series tonight with very little expectation or spoilage.

That being said, there are big spoilers out there for Doctor Who fans this week. It was announced that Kylie Minogue will be in the Christmas episode this year and last years Christmas bride will be joining the show in Season 4 as the Doctor’s Companion for a while. Lots to look forward to (not to mention the pumping tension of waiting for TORCHWOOD to finally come stateside).

Wow, this CLOVERFIELD trailer is getting janked from the internet faster than you can say “Drive on Fox.”

This J.J. Abrams produced film is a handeheld annoying party that descends into utter amazing proportions as a huge metallic animal noise disrupts the glee fest. What follows is New York in a fireball and crap flying everywhere. It’s looking kickass!

Whatever CLOVERFIELD is, it premieres 1-18-08 and this is the kind of buzz that gets people psyched!

Catch the pirated CLOVERFIELD trailer online if you can. Otherwise, head to the theatre and watch the trailer before TRANSFORMERS starring the adorable Shia.

ABC has struck gold with their new fall show PUSHING DAISIES which hands down had my jaw on the floor, my tongue in my lap, and my undies a little wet for the entire hour long pilot! It’s that good folks, trust me!

Creator Bryan Fuller, one of the masterminds behind the 13 hours of perfection known as WONDERFALLS, has created a whimsical fairy tale of tragedy and love, destiny, dead bodies, detective work, and a pie shop.

It’s one of the best hours of television I’ve seen since the premiere of Twin Peaks in 1990, My So Called Life in 1994, Buffy in 1996, Felicity in 1998, Freaks and Geeks in 1999, Alias in 2001, or Lost and Battlestar Galactica in 2004. All of the shows mentioned changed how I viewed television. They moved me, blew my mind, make me laugh or cry, put awe in my life and did things I never expected that shiny box to do.

While I can’t write an official review of the pilot because the final versions have not been released for review, I can give you some background information on the show and some general thoughts I had. They’re coming up, after the jump.

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One of my blogging friends from the north, VANCE at Tapeworthy has all the scoop on an upcoming mashup between Degrassi and Evil Dead:The Musical. While I love Degrassi and I love Evil Dead (the movie and the musical), I’m not so sure I need to see Paige and Marco go toe to toe with Ash and an Angry Forest. I mean, which one does the angry forest rape?

For all the details of this Toronto based Mashup, head on over to Tapeworthy.

This is hands down one of my favorite television moments this week. I have a secret crush on MSNBC’s Keith Olbermann. I know he has a journalism and sports background but the man is hysterical to watch and I watch frequently.

On Tuesday’s show he decided to use the patriotic 4th as a time to rail on President George Bush, calling for both his resignation and that of shoot em up Cheney. It’s an amazing 10 minute rant, one we would have expected from Dennis Miller back in the day if he hadn’t gone all soft and right wing on us.

Sit back, relax and thank your lucky stars we have someone like Keith out there fighting the fight!

I love how increasingly angry he gets…

ABC just announced that they will burn off the final 6 episodes of their previously canceled series THE NINE. This will conclude the first 13 episodes and from what I’m hearing, this does not conclude the mystery of what happened in the bank. Sad…

ABC will begin airing the final episodes of THE NINE beginning Wednesday, August 1st at 10pm.