Big Brother 8 is moving right along and seriously it cracks me up each week. While I don’t condone drinking, I swear we have to have the
Amber Cries Drinking Game. It’s ridiculous how much this woman cries. Dustin wins the HOH, she cries her eyes out. Dustin acts like a greedy fool, Amber cries her eyes out. Jameka is letting God dictate the game, Amber cries her eyes out. The sun came out today, Amber cries her eyes out.
I’d hate to see what happens when something huge and monumental happens. She’d probably be stone cold, nothing would happen. Can you imagine? Amber, a nuclear bomb just wiped out half the United States… Amber look at the camera bored, no emotion, nothing. She grabs her crotch and spits or something. I don’t know, it’s late and I’m punchy. Why with the crying? Oh and her face when she cries? It’s like one of those red baboon asses all splotchy and wet up in there. Seriously!
Can we talk about the POV competition for a minute? Wait, before that, can we talk about Dustin’s fake accent anytime he has to speak in public? What’s up Madonna? In both the food competition this week and the POV he put on some fake ass British accent whilst speaking. At least he didn’t cry, er… his crying fit when he won HOH the other night? I was rollin’! Pull it together man, there are people watching this on television and you’ve only been gone from your family and loved ones for 4 weeks. Amber’s rubbing off on this one.
Back to the POV. Dustin’s on crack! You do not take the Trip for 2 to anywhere but Hell when you’re HOH and you show complete disregard for game you’re trying to protect. If that wasn’t bad enough, his dumbass goes and then gives away the rest of his money when $5000 is offered up during the competition. Weak, Weak, Weak! People were pissed, as they should be. Way to get yourself sent home early Dustin!
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