Big Brother 8 is moving right along and seriously it cracks me up each week. While I don’t condone drinking, I swear we have to have the Amber Cries Drinking Game. It’s ridiculous how much this woman cries. Dustin wins the HOH, she cries her eyes out. Dustin acts like a greedy fool, Amber cries her eyes out. Jameka is letting God dictate the game, Amber cries her eyes out. The sun came out today, Amber cries her eyes out.

I’d hate to see what happens when something huge and monumental happens. She’d probably be stone cold, nothing would happen. Can you imagine? Amber, a nuclear bomb just wiped out half the United States… Amber look at the camera bored, no emotion, nothing. She grabs her crotch and spits or something. I don’t know, it’s late and I’m punchy. Why with the crying? Oh and her face when she cries? It’s like one of those red baboon asses all splotchy and wet up in there. Seriously!

Can we talk about the POV competition for a minute? Wait, before that, can we talk about Dustin’s fake accent anytime he has to speak in public? What’s up Madonna? In both the food competition this week and the POV he put on some fake ass British accent whilst speaking. At least he didn’t cry, er… his crying fit when he won HOH the other night? I was rollin’! Pull it together man, there are people watching this on television and you’ve only been gone from your family and loved ones for 4 weeks. Amber’s rubbing off on this one.

Back to the POV. Dustin’s on crack! You do not take the Trip for 2 to anywhere but Hell when you’re HOH and you show complete disregard for game you’re trying to protect. If that wasn’t bad enough, his dumbass goes and then gives away the rest of his money when $5000 is offered up during the competition. Weak, Weak, Weak! People were pissed, as they should be. Way to get yourself sent home early Dustin!

And Jen? For reals with the “Safety” answer? I would pay cash money to find out that this girl is really just putting on an act and she knows everything that’s going on around her. She must be some super-genius right? She has to be like the smartest person to ever play the game or something because she does all these wicked evil and dumb and conniving and crazy things that I don’t know what’s going on in that big ugly head of hers. What I do know is that she SCREWED Jameka. SCREWED her!

And is Jameka crazy? I’m all for people doing whatever it is that they’re doing or believing in but playing the game as if God him/herself has already predetermined what happens and you’re just there to act as the messenger is C-to the-RAZY! I think I would have to call her out on that, not like Dick did, but I couldn’t just sit there in the game and let that happen. I know I’d tell her to get a backbone and play the game! I’d kick her out for being that religious and keep the racist homophobe religious nut (Kail) in for the hell of it, for never playing “that” card!

Kail’s another fruitcake. Is it wrong that I feel bad for her in the game? Is it wrong that I think she’s in way over her head and that her life is being completely ruined for being on this show? She’s like the girl in high school that you just ripped apart week after week for no other reason than she was wearing a ponytail instead of a headband. She just doesn’t get it. But that’s not right either, I shouldn’t feel bad for her because she came into the house as a conceited bigot who thought she was big-time in her small town only to realize she’d be eaten alive anywhere else on the planet. I still feel kind of bad for her, she needs a hug. Maybe Jameka and God can lend a hand…

So we’re left with Nick and Kail on the block and I can only imagine that these guys will send Nick home just for kicks.

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