BIG BROTHER 8: Amber Done Gone Crazy
Posted by: Ducky in Videos, Big Brother, Ducky Does TV
Love her or hate her, Amber from BIG BROTHER 8 is pretty damn good television. From her hourly breakdowns, to her splotchy cry face, to her nasty drug-enduced pregnancy lies, to outing her family as anti-semites. From nasty curly hair with cripsy bangs, to straight hair with nasty crispy bangs all the way to corn rows and back. Amber is reality tv gold!
How do I know? Because I can’t get enough of her whacked out self! Last night did not disappoint because Amber was so hysterical!
So as we know, Dani put Amber and Jameka up on the block for eviction. Amber spent a good amount of time crying and wondering why she was up on the block. Then she goes to the hammock and talks with Jameka, telling her that she had a VISION FROM GOD that she would win the Power of Veto and be safe for another week.
A VISION folks, and she’s dead serious. God spoke to her! It’s not like she saw the face of Jesus in her slop or that she saw Mary’s face in the fogged over bathroom mirror… she had a vision from God that she would win POV.
Regardless, girl so does not win POV and to see her asking why God gave her that vision had me rolling! Amber is obviously “that” girl, the girl sitting in Church who all the sudden breaks out in tongues. You know she is! She’s crazy.
The best Amber moment of the night though came after the POV competition. Amber goes outside and talks to Jameka about whether or not Dani would use the POV on Amber. Convinced that she’ll be willing to talk about a deal, Jameka WARNS her not to promise too much - nothing more than 1 weeks’ worth of safety. Amber agrees 100% and says that she couldn’t promise anything more anyway.
Flash-forward to Amber sitting with Daniele in the HOH and talking about their options. Daniele meerly mentions an offer and Amber runs with it. Before you know it, she’s offered safety for not only next week but at any point in the game if she wins HOH - she will not nominate Dani. She promises to vote any way Daniele wants her to (even Jameka if need be) and she promises all this on God and her Daughter.
Amber Promising Daniele EVERYTHING Before POV Ceremony:
What the video doesn’t show is the amazingly hysterical way in which Big Brother edited the piece together. Each time Amber promised something a BELL RANG. And each time, Jon and I laughed harder and harder! This was one of the funniest things in BB8’s run so far.
No surprise, Daniele replaced Amber with Jen. BTW, when did Jen dye her hair? Did I miss an episode? Her hair is hella-black right now. I noticed it on Sunday but last night it was very obvious. She’s an odd duck and come Thursday night we’ll know that she’s crazier than ever - just wait!
Until Thursday, I leave you with some great Amber videos. It will get you through the day!
Some Great Amber Cyring Moments:
Amber Forgetting Words - GENIUS!!!:
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August 22nd, 2007 at 8:44 am
My poor, sweet Jen. Her only hope is if she calls out Dick & Danielle for being devious in the game and that they never nominate who they actually want to go home, and bank on their real target not being picked to play for the Veto. It’s shady gameplay and that’s the only way she’ll be able to appeal to the rest of the hamsters. As much as I don’t want Jameka to go home, I really want Jen to stay and tear that house upside down.
August 22nd, 2007 at 9:13 am
One of my favorite moments is when Amber says that she is “done with crying” (to paraphrase) and the next scene is her bawling and shaking over the POV. Brilliant I say.
August 22nd, 2007 at 10:46 am
Linkfest: “Damages” and “Big Brother”
Big Brother: Ducky’s got a post making fun of everyone’s favorite whackjob, Amber, while TV Squad has an item on the POV contest, and The TV Tattler has an interview with the latest evicted houseguest. I love that people call