AMERICA’S NEXT TOP MODEL Cycle 9 begins September 19th at 8pm. Can you believe that we’re on Cycle 9 already? Seems like yesterday when I was laughing my butt off watching mumble mouth Adrianne Curry catwalk her way through Season 1. In Season 2 I was obsessed with Yoanna House, she was a goddess and probably the best contestant in ANTM history. Eva Pigford brought the fabulous and short hair. Naimi Mora was a bore. Nicole Linkletter was beautiful but kind of dead. Dani was amazing! Cari Dee English was decent enough but annoying at times. Jaslene Gonzalez was drag queen ghetto fabulous!
Who will be AMERICA’S NEXT TOP MODEL? Let’s start judging based on looks alone!
REAPER Premieres: Tuesday, September 25th Network: The CW
Cast: Bret Harrison as Sam Oliver, Tyler Labine as Bert “Sock” Wysocki, Ray Wise as the Devil, Missy Peregrym as Andi, Rick Gonzalez as Ben, Valarie Rae Miller as Josie, Donavon Stinson as Ted, Andrew Airlie as Mr. Oliver
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Premise: For the first 20 years of his life, Sam (Bret Harrison, “The Loop,” “Grounded for Life”) wondered why his parents went so easy on him. Whether it was school, sports or career choices, Sam’s mom (Allison Hossack, “Falcon Beach”) and dad (Andrew Airlie, “The L Word”) always let him get by with the least possible effort. As a result, Sam skipped college, took a dead-end job at the local Work Bench home improvement store and now wastes endless hours playing video games. Everything in his slacker world changed the day Sam turned 21 and discovered the ungodly reason his parents let him slide: they sold his soul to the devil before he was even born. (more…)
BIG BROTHER 8 and America’s Next Top Model have never really crossed before, but tonight… nope nevermind. They’ll still remain shows without a cross-over because there isn’t a chance in hell that Tyra wants Amber’s crazy crying out of shape ass up in her house!
If you’re wondering what I’m talking about, all you need to know is that Amber has the chubbiest splotchy red cry face with the crispiest mall hair this side of 1987 and a body the size of a wrestler – she’s so not model material. The best part though is that she and Jameka think she’s pretty enough and skinny enough to be a model. At one point she said that she has the face, the hair, and the personality to become America’s Next Top Model and there’s Jameka in the background going “um-hum.”
I was rolling! I was on the floor dying with laughter. It’s like saying I’d become a football player or a refrigerator… it’s just not happening! Delusion is so great!
The rest of the episode was semi-uneventful. There was a nude competition (Ducky heads online to find pics) where the girls won a 2 minute shopping spree and the boys lost their dignity once and for all. Dick and Daniele started fighting again because Dani is beyond annoyed with her crazy ass father. Eric continued to mack on Jessica, and I’m pretty sure Zach has lost a good amount of weight. His face looks skinnier.
Jessica nominated Amber and Zach. I almost dread to see who wins POV and if those nominations change. Right now they are perfect.
Raise your hands if you think High School Musical 2 will kick some booty tonight? My girl Kelly Clarkson is going to be performing! Work it girl. Also performing tonight, Fergie doing that damn song I love “Big Girls Don’t Cry” – no they don’t! Oh and hideous Avril Lavigne will perform too.
Celebrities scheduled to appear at TEEN CHOICE 2007 include Jessica Alba, America Ferrera, Megan Fox , Emmy Rossum, Lauren Conrad, Jordin Sparks, Miley Cyrus, Anna Paquin, Vanessa Hudgens, Eve, Dane Cook , Jared Padalecki, Taylor Kitsch, Steve Carell, Shia LaBeouf, Ryan Seacrest, David Spade, Michael Cera, Jonah Hill & Christopher Minze-Plasse, Ryan Reynolds, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, and musicians Bow Wow, Ludacris, Chingy, Ashlee Simpson, The Jonas Brothers, Omarion and Sum 41.
I normally wouldn’t even mention that the TEEN CHOICE AWARDS are on tonight, but as I was looking at the list of nominees, I couldn’t help wonder how old the teens are. I mean, did they poll adult actors who play teens on television shows? Look at the nominees and tell me if you find any of it strange? (more…)
KEVIN STILL TO DIRECT BATTLESTAR GALACTICA EPISODE
Yo lunchbox, you better not mess it up! Silent Bob does a Cylon! Dude… Now, you know I love me some BATTLESTAR GALACTICA and I for the most part I really like me some Kevin Smith but I don’t know that the two should ever meet. Chasing Six instead of Amy? Not really the best mix.
According to AOL’s TV Tattler, Kevin Smith will seriously be directing one of the BSG Season 4 episodes.
I know that I’m going to go up and direct an episode of ‘Battlestar Galactica,’ which I’m kind of stoked about. It’s cool, but it is scary because it is like, “What the f—? I can’t bring anything to that show.” That show is genius and they have a very distinctive visual style. But you are safe as a kitten. If you go in there and say, “I’m going to shoot everything in one big master shot,” they’ll go, “No you’re not, because that is not what we do on ‘Battlestar Galactica.’” I guess it is more about performance-oriented stuff, but at the same time that cast is top notch. How do you f—– direct Mary McDonnell?
Good news and bad news.The good news is that BSG is getting media attention and this will possibly bring viewers into the fold that may have never wanted to see it before. Fine. I’m also pleased to see that they won’t just let Kevin come in and mess with the format of style of the show.
The bad news is that this is our final season of Battlestar Galactica and the show doesn’t need stunts. This is not a first season show, or a pilot (like Reaper), this is an established show with a big following heading into the final stretch. There should be no filler, no time to waste, and no stunts. The show just needs to push toward the finale and keeping BSG as the show we love.
I just think its unnecessary at this point in the shows history. What do you guys think? Good or bad?
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