DANCING WITH THE STARS Cast Revealed
Posted by: Ducky in Casting, Ducky Does TV, Neil Haskell, So You Think You Can DanceDancing With The “Stars” has officially unveiled its lineup for the upcoming season. I refuse to watch DWTS because let’s face it, it’s no So You Think You Can Dance.
It makes me sick that DWTS is a bigger hit than SYTYCD. The talent is really poor in comparison, how are people interested in watching Wayne Newton’s melting face and fat body lumber around a stage when they could be watching shirtless Neil Haskell working his metrosexual magic? Come on folks.
Regardless, I know a lot of you do watch, so I thought I would officially list the Season 5 “stars” competiting.
Scary Spice, Some Cheetah Girl named Sabrina Bryan, Helio Castroneves (race car driver?), Mark Cuban (ugh, Landmark cinemas), Jennie Garth (noooooooooooooo), Josie Maran (Model), Cameron Mathison (shocker, a soap star), Floyd Mayweather Jr. (boxer), Wayne Newton, Marie Osmond (will she be selling those dolls as well?), Albert Reed (Model), Jane Seymour (seducing Barney on How I Met Your Mother did wonders)
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, sorry wake me when it’s over.
PS - Why Jennie Garth, why?
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August 29th, 2007 at 10:38 am
“It makes me sick that DWTS is a bigger hit than SYTYCD. The talent is really poor in comparison, how are people interested in watching Wayne Newton’s melting face and fat body lumber around a stage when they could be watching shirtless Neil Haskell working his metrosexual magic? Come on folks.”
Amen, Ducky. Amen. I tried to like this show, but something about the bad dancing, the song choices, and the singers in the band bug me. Also, the stars just seem to be on the “how can I get back in the spotlight” train as opposed to the fresh-faced newbies who have hopes of stardom. That’s more exciting to me. Plus, Cat Deely is best-est host evah.
Give me shirtless Neil and Pasha anyday.
August 29th, 2007 at 10:45 am
Prediction — every single member of 90210 will make an appearance on this ghastly show. Who wouldn’t tune in to see Brian Austen Green dance?
August 29th, 2007 at 11:33 am
At least if BAG does the show all the straight men forced to watch the show with their wives will have something to look at- he’s engaged to the hot chick from Transformers. I hate to admit it, but Green reached near Neil Patrick Harris levels of scene-stealing goodness on that Freddie Prinze Jr. show that aired a couple of years ago.
I hate DWTS. I think if SYTYCD was on during the regular season it would generate the same kind of ratings. It’s really hurt by the fact that when it comes on most of the shows that would create buzz and hype are in reruns for the summer. I also think that Fox’s PR department doesn’t work hard enough to make it bigger. Are you really telling me that America’s Got Talent (it doesn’t) is better or more deserving?
August 29th, 2007 at 3:33 pm
Hmm … I’m definitely interested in Helio Castroneves. He’s a Indy Car driver, and for the longest time I was a fan of the Indy Cars. I’m also familiar with Jane Seymour and Wayne Newton, though mainly because they were in two James Bond films (Seymour was in *Live and Let Die* and Newton was in *Licence to Kill*.) But they won’t be as good as many of the dancers on *So You Think You Can Dance*, that’s for certain. Then again, most of them aren’t trained dancers either.
Belle Book
August 30th, 2007 at 2:15 pm
Stephen is actually interested in watching because of Helio Castroneves. My Hoosier husband loves him some racin!