OMG, this is one of the best videos I’ve seen mixing content, dialogue, mood, etc. Here are The Muppets remixed to the trailer for Rob Zombie’s House of 1000 Corpses. I love it.

Happy Halloween again folks!

BONES Recaps With MEL
Episode 3.05 “The Mummy In The Maze”

Okay, so the case of the week was pretty much run of the mill- A mummy was found in a kid’s Halloween maze, and Booth and Bones try to figure out whodunnit. It turned out that The killer would kidnap a 14-15 year old girl on Halloween, mummify her, then place her where he abducted her the next Halloween. Which: creepfest. Bones and Booth were prematurely focused on two adults who worked at the carnival where another mummy was found (the guy was played by Rider Strong, and it was like watching Boy Meets World all over again, except Cory Matthews never mummified Topanga), but it turns out that the EMT- who dressed up as a killer clown (way to bring that back, writers!)- would abduct the girls (who got kind of beat up by Shawn Hunter and the face-piercing chick) from his ambulance, and bring them to his gross lair underneath the subway. In the end, Booth and Brennan found the abducted girl, though Booth had to shoot EMT/Killer Clown to keep her and Brennan esafe. It was a pretty good case overall, and that last showdown with Booth and Killer Clown had me pretty nervous.

Angela and Jack’s private eye (played by Azura Skye, whom I loved on Buffy and Judging Amy and Zoey, Duncan, Jack & Jane, and think is just beautiful and amazing and I love her) was Fan-Frakkin-Tastic- she found Angela’s husband, and hilariously says, “He was pleasant. Very pleasant. I mean, WOW.” and later, “Did I mention he’s the most beautiful man I’ve ever seen? Don’t blame me- P.I. Code, keep it real.” Angela’s husband refuses her a divorce, and built a “whimsical cottage” for her, but it doesn’t make her falter one bit. She’s determined to marry Jack, which she tells P.I., who then is able to assure Jack that Angie’s almost definitely not gonna leave him for this guy, even though he’s a perfect 10 to the 10th power, and Jack’s “a solid 7.5.” Hee!

Onto the costumes: Have there really ever been much better on TV? Uh, NO. Angela was a fabulous Cher, Zach was the cutest and saddest little cow behind I’ve ever seen, Hodgins was quite dashing as the doomed captain of the Titanic, and Cam looks flawless as usual dressed up as Batman’s nemesis and sometimes-lover, Catwoman. As for Booth and Bones? Swooooon. When I first saw the episode stills a few weeks back, I really thought that Booth had dresed up as Clark Kent, which would’ve been totally hot with Our favorite anthropologist following in Roz’s footsteps and donning a Wonder Woman costume. And can I just say? Damn, does Emily Deschanel have a smokin’ bod or what?! Girlfriend looks amazing. She really seemed to be having tons of fun with her costume- I was tickled by the little spin at the end, and the “Ching! Ching!” move with her bracelets. Apparently, Brennan dresses like Woman Woman every year, but this was the first year Booth had ever seen her in costume:

Brennan [in the other room, changing]: Don’t you have to put on your costume?
Booth: Already did. I got the profile of the killer from Sweets.
Brennan: You mean Dr. Sweets.
Booth: Well, it’s only theory, Bones. I mean, it’s what he’s best at. I mean, he’s only twelve. Sweets says the killer is definitely a male.
Brennan: Oh, Greg is a male.
Booth: No, no, Grey and Lola worked their sick little thing together. Sweets says that the killer works alone, he has a respectable blue collar job. In his public life, he’s into saving people, he unmarried… Oh, he has a police or military background.
Brennan [emerges from changing room dressed as Wonder Woman]: You do realize that Sweets is describing you, right?
Booth [stares at Bones]: Wow.
Brennan: How do I look?
Booth [stuttering]: I- Good. Wonder-ful. Get it?
Brennan: Yeah.
Booth: Cause you’re Wonder Woman.
Brennan: I know. What’re you supposed to be?
Booth: Oh, I’m a nerd-squint. [In squeaky voice, while pulling out a calculator] Um, what is the rationale behind that conclusion?

I can’t seem to get enough of Booth dressed up as a squint- it’s all kinds of hot. There was an interview on Youtube with David and Emily, and he said he originally want to dress up as, like, a giant piece of pizza or something. Emily complimented his costume, and the two had all kinds of chemistry and were all giggly and cute, which really translates on-screen during their one-on-one time:

[Both are dirty and tired] Brennan: We could be Wonder Woman and, uh… what’s Superman’s secret identity?
Booth: Clark Kent.
Brennan: Yes, we could be Wonder Woman and Clark Kent after a really, really bad date.
Booth: Yeah, bad date because you shot me.
Brennan: It was only a flesh wound, and you dropped me on my head!
Booth: After you shot me! Okay, I think I got you on this one. Okay, Wonder Woman?
Brennan: [softly] Sorry you had to kill someone. I know you hate that.
Booth: Yeah, he had it comin’.
Brennan: You hate it. I’m sorry that happened to you.
Booth: We saved the girl- that’s a pretty good date.
Brennan: Except not really a date.
Booth: I know.
Brennan: It was work. Not a date.
Booth: Really, really hard work.
Brennan: We’re not really Wonder Woman and Clark Kent, we’re Brennan and Booth.
Booth: Look, you’re the one who brought up the date analogy.
Brennan: [smiles at Booth, who smiles back] You hungry?
Booth: Yeah.
Brennan: Yeah, me, too.
Booth: Let’s go grab a bite to eat.

Now, I’m a comic book geek to the max, but I can’t think of a day that I’d ever choose Wonder Woman and Clark Kent over Brennan and Booth. So, do y’all concur vehemently that Wonder Woman kicks Catwoman’s ass, or were you too busy drooling over Booth’s sexy taped nerd glasses? Spill!

DIRTY SEXY MONEY continues to be a fun viewing experience each week and tonight we’re given a very skin-tastic viewing of guest star EDDIE CIBRIAN . He’ll be playing Sebastian, one of Karen’s ex-husbands. Hot damn!

Good morning all, it’s Halloween and I’m so excited because while I don’t dress up today I absolove this holiday! I love seeing the little kids roaming the streets in their outfits. I love seeing teens screaming for their lives as a man in a mask stalks them from house to house eventually killing them and leaving their bloody mangled mess of a body for their friends to find. Good times!

Here’s a clip from my all time favorite film, the scariest mother effer of all time… John Carpenter’s 1978 masterpiece HALLOWEEN. This scene is the ending portion of the one that scares the living shit out of me more than the others. The impending doom created by the angles, the pacing, and the music is sincerely creepy. Enjoy!