DUCKY’S COLBERT REPORT GIVEAWAY!
Stephen Colbert may not be able to be President just yet and he might be off the air for the moment but that doesn’t mean you have to go without the awesomeness. I’m lucky enough to be giving away a couple COLBERT prizes, so get ready to get truthy.
Grand Prize Pack: Colbert Report Season 1 DVD, Colbert Report Shirt and Poster
1st Runner Up: Colbert Report Shirt and Poster
2nd Runner Up or the Next to Last Loser: Colbert Report and Poster
How to Enter: This is going to be an easy one. As Colbert was cock blocked at possibly running for President I want you to tell me why you couldn’t be president - what deep dark secret do you have? My favorite answer will win the Grand Prize and so on and so on. Leave answers in the Comments section of this post.
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November 17th, 2007 at 5:39 am
i couldn’t be president because…i have been sitting here for 5 minutes trying to think of a reason. i guess indecisiveness is the reason!
November 17th, 2007 at 4:04 pm
Maybe my love of younger men (that might go into the plus column these day) or “those” pictures. More likely though would be the crazy family dirt. Not so much DSM, more like Jerry Springer. (and is it OK for me to win if my neighbor is Steven’s biggest fan?)
November 17th, 2007 at 5:21 pm
I don’t exist. I faked my own death to go undercover fighting the world of evils Stephen Colbert has on notice. It is an unfortunate, but small price to pay knowing I’m making the world according to Stephen a better place.
November 17th, 2007 at 9:02 pm
Um, I guess my main “flaw” would be that I’m Canadian.
November 19th, 2007 at 5:13 am
Other than the three blondes and one husband buried under my azaleas, I can’t think of a thing.
November 19th, 2007 at 7:40 am
I could never be president because….I watch too much tv! North Korea is taking over the world? Give me 15 minutes…Pushing Daisies is on!
November 20th, 2007 at 11:12 am
Colbert for President! I love the guy and even though he’s wacky and wierd, he’d be better than any of the other candidates.
November 22nd, 2007 at 4:02 pm
I couldn’t be president because I live in Washington DC and Stephen Colbert says we’re not part of the United States, so I wouldn’t be eligible!