GOSSIP GIRL Recap: Blair Waldorf Must Pie
Posted by: Ducky in Ducky Does TV, Gay, Gossip Girl, Penn Badgley, The CWAh, nothing says Thanksgiving like getting wasted, roadkill pie, gay dads, and upper east side debauchery. Just another holiday for GOSSIP GIRL.
So S and D met last Thanksgiving in a heroic drunken pie incident; The Humphrey’s are playing house but Dan’s a little iffy on the idea; Blair’s a little too giddy and bitchy for her own good and a Waldorf exile send the Van der Woodsen’s off to Dumbo where you know things aren’t going to turn out well between Lily and Alison.
So what did we learn? Blair used to have an eating disorder — has noone told her that bulemia is so ‘87? I’ll forgive her though because she’s got some damn good hair! Gay Dad stole Mama Waldorf’s male model which totes revealed Mama Waldorf can be a little Joan Crawford when she wants. Lily used to be a lot like S, seems those Van der Woodsen’s have a way with partying and reformation.
Elsewhere, the Archibald’s had a frigid holiday dinner but miraculously Nate’s hair was flawless. Nate’s Mom is oh so c*nty and Chace Crawford is a bad actor.
Overall not the best episode and Kristen Bell’s catty narration was sadly missed but I guess even Gossip Girl needs a break for the holidays. I’m so afraid to say this but I’m slowly getting over my crush on Dan Humphrey. They’re making him too normal now and he’s almost too comfortable being with S instead of being the guy that lucked into Serena Van der Woodsen. And no Chuck? I’d kill to see how sad his Thanksgiving would be.
Alas, we sit and wait for the return of the Gay Dad and his boy toy ex-model bottom.








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