Happy Halloween, homos! Today is a day where cross-dressing is encouraged (if not co-opted by the hetero-set) and walking around with a gaping head wound or an axe is acceptable in the workplace, so enjoy it while you can. In honor of the day we thought we’d take a look at some of the Horror Hotties of years past that made our blood boil and scared our pants off … in every way possible.
There have been a number of gay-themed horror films over the years but guess what guys? You won’t find any of them in my list. Instead I’m going back to the films of my youth (for the most part) and giving you the boys that made me wish they’d take a machete to my skull. Hurts so good!
While I’m a huge horror fan, I’m no bloody Prom Queen like my pal Brian Juergens so don’t be all judgy-judge with my choices. While Jason Voorhees was kinda hot with that burlap sack on his head and Freddy’s abs looked toned under that scarred and charred skin of his, they sadly didn’t make the list. So who did? There’s villains, heroes, targets, homos, and even cartoons to behold because that’s how I (and heads) roll.
Turn off all the lights, make sure the doors are locked and the windows are shut … because here’s my list of horror hotties.
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