It seems hard to believe but my favorite summer show SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE kicks off Season 5 tonight.

Sure, there will be lots of really shitty auditions and we’ll barely see any of the kids that will make it into the top slots but who cares? We get Cat Deeley back in our lives and that my friends… is a good thing (unless she busts out the audience participation of “jidges”)!

Obviously GMMR and I will be doing our best to bring you a crazy amount of coverage and we hope to start up those SYTYCD Podcasts again because let’s face it, you’ve been asking and we’ve got plenty to say about the show.

So You Think You Can Dance Season 5 Preview :

SYTYCD Season 5 begins tonight at 8pm on FOX

While I’ve always been a huge fanboy for The WB/UPN turned The CW, I have to agree with my friend Rae that maybe we’re no longer their key demographic. Looking at the Fall 2009 lineup makes me finally realize I’m a 35 year old man, not a 14 year old girl.

Gone are the days when BUFFY, DAWSON’s, FELICITY, POPULAR and ROSWELL ruled my television landscape. It’s now being overrun with new versions of the shows I grew up with and that means its time to stop watching. Sure there are a couple shows I’ll tune into (SUPERNATURAL and possibly THE VAMPIRE DIARIES) but my DVR is no longer set to record everthing on every night. Sad but true.

Here’s what the tweens will be watching this Fall:

MONDAY
8 p.m. GOSSIP GIRL
9 p.m. ONE TREE HILL

TUESDAY
8 p.m. 90210
9 p.m. MELROSE PLACE

WEDNESDAY
8 p.m. AMERICA’S NEXT TOP MODEL
9 p.m. THE BEAUTIFUL LIFE

THURSDAY
8 p.m. THE VAMPIRE DIARIES
9 p.m. SUPERNATURAL

FRIDAY
8 p.m. SMALLVILLE

*Check out video previews of the new fall schedule over at TV Week.

One thing is clear, my CW viewing schedule is relatively light and I’m not really complaining. Little known fact, I stopped watching GOSSIP GIRL over a month ago and don’t plan on returning. Dirty little secret revealed.

I didn’t have time to pimp it before, but I’ve been in NYC for the last two days chillin’ with my blogging pal Amrie and my girl Chrissy for the ROYAL PAINS set visit. ROYAL PAINS is USA Networks newest addition to their “Characters Welcome” lineup.

Starring Mark Feuerstein, Paulo Costanzo, Reshma Shetty, Jill Flint, Campbell Scott and Christine Ebersole, the show follows a down on his luck ER Doctor that is thrust into the world of Concierge Medicine for the Hamptons elite.

Feuerstein and Costanzo have this really freaky could actually be brothers thing happening and together, they’re wonderful to watch. Reshma Shetty and Jill Flint are awesome additions to the television landscape and do I really need to talk about Campbell Scott and Christine Ebersole? I didn’t think so…

In true USA fashion, this is not your typical relationship dramedy or medical procedural. There’s a lot of wit, humor, heart and passion behind these characters and it fits well with it lead-in BURN NOTICE! If you’re a fan of PSYCH, MONK or NOTICE make sure to check out the premiere on June 4th at 10pm.

In a couple days I’ll have pictures, interviews a giveaway and more to report from our incredibly fun day on the set of ROYAL PAINS so stay tuned!

If you missed last night’s premiere of the utterly cramazing FOX comedy GLEE, here is your chance to watch the show online for free! You have 3 weeks to watch this show as many times as you like, as I have! If you think Cory Monteith is your new TV Boyfriend, you’re dead wrong… that Canadian kid is mine and I will totally Reverse Rick Moranis that boy.

Download the full audio versions of GLEE’s “Don’t Stop Believin” and “Rehab” from iTunes.

*Buy your own “I’m a GLEEk” Shirt and other products now!