The only thing worse than watching the fictional characters on GOSSIP GIRL live out their ridonkulously lavish and adult lives is to discover there are actual humans out there that think this lifestyle is acceptable. The hideously vapid and over-privileged kids of NYC PREP are real-life GG incarnations (or so they wish) and I can’t deal with it.

It pains me to see kids this young acting the way they do. Each and every one of them deserves a nice big slap across the face (or a semi to run them down). It’s douchebaggery at its finest and I’d like to say I would never watch this show but I do. I hate myself for it in the morning but what can I say, I’m addicted.

PC has to be one of the most hated teens in America. Seriously, I think I liked Dylan Kelbold and Eric Harris more than I like this kid. He’s a mixture of Chuck Bass (GG) and Patrick Bateman (American Psycho) and about as real as those two fictional characters are. He’s the biggest attention whore reality television has produced in a long time and I love to hate the kid. Whether he’s plotting to kill one of his fag-hags for stealing his seat at Fashion Week or trying to corrupt the 15 year old Taylor, the kid acts like the devil. He’s selfish, condescending, immature and basically a total c*nt – I love it.

Then there’s the kid with the floppy hair? Sebastian or whatever his name is? He tries to act all cool and worldly but then freezes under pressure, especially when there’s a girl involved. It’s hilarious because it shows his true age and personality. Oh, and if I have to watch that hair flip another time I might scalp the kid. Seriously with that hair? It’s so gross. It’s called conditioner.

Jessie seems put together and smart most of the time but then you remember she’s friends with PC and any redeeming qualities she may have had fly out the window.

Kelli’s pointless.

Camille is kind of adorable but I’m sure if I had to spend more than 10 minutes with her a week, I’d want to knock her across the skull with a cast iron skillet as well.

Anywhoozle… tonight’s finale should prove to be an embarrassment of riches for the kid and sadly, I can’t wait!

Check out this preview clip of PC getting “upset” at Taylor (then remember he’s 18 and she’s 15… can we say jailbait much?)

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