This should come as no surprise to anyone that’s happened upon Glenn Beck’s unwatchable show on CNN’s Headline News Channel. Beck is an arrogant douche and I just want to slap his smug little smirk right off that stupid balding fat face of his.

Yesterday Beck had US Weekly’s Dina Sansing on his show to talk about my most hated Idol 6 contestant with the penchant for disrobing online Antonella Barba. What started out as a normal discussion of privacy in the digital age quickly turned into a highly sexist and horrible moment that I can’t stop laughing at. I’m not laughing at his comments but her reaction is amazing and seriously the best thing I’ve seen online today!

This video is the best thing online tonight…

American Idol Eliminations - March 1

If you’re tuning in to see if Antonella BJ Barba is still in the running, you’ll be happy to know that somehow by the grace of God and Caligula alike, she is still in the race to become our next American Idol. Sick and sad, but true.

Never underestimate the dialing abilities of horndogs and those that get a thrill seeing the tone deaf succeed.

I’m eating pineapple as I type this…

This week’s Up With People moment was a slightly better than last week rendition of “Joy To The World” - can these kids sing something from their generation… please? These group songs are just the lowest form of performance. The only joy I had was watching and waiting to see how horrible Antonella’s solo would be. It didn’t blow as much as a couple others, but she’s still the reigning queen of suck.

The guys are first.

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BarbaBlowGate continues my friends, Antonella Barba is not out of the spotlight yet. Last night she was just heinous on Idol. Some have been talking that its because the scandal and the nudes on the internet have finally gotten to her but I say that she was never worthy of being in the Top 24 because she has a shit voice.

Simon Cowell attended a party at the Playboy Mansion in honor of Ryan Seacrest’s new show Paradise City and People Magazine got his opinion on Antonella Barba’s nudie scandal.

“I think it’s disgraceful that so-called friends would sell these pictures,” he told People. “I really, really have a problem with that. A big problem.” To read the whole article, click here.

What if tonight they sing “That’s What Friends Are For” as the group performance number? That would be something!

I think it’s a damn shame that Idol hasn’t even commented on the scandal during the first three hours this week. I know it’s not a news show but its something that is driving the fate of a contestant and ignoring it is making it worse. It’s a tense situation. This could drive her to remain in the show because horny boys vote for her or it could make her lose instantly because of the nude pictures. Come on Idol, mention it in some way, shape, or form.

American Idol’s Top 10 Girls just finished up and I had to quick write this recap because LOST is about to kick in and I am not missing a minute. I don’t want to say that the gap has narrowed between the guys and the girls because I still think there are girls in this competition that can blow those guys away (and I’m not just talking about Antonella Barba’s oral talents) but after the performances tonight I can’t say the guys did that much worse last night!

Gina Glocksen was up first and I really want to like her and I think she had an okay performance of Heart’s “Alone” but back in Season 4 Carrie Underwood killed this mother frakker and Gina couldn’t touch that version if she tried. I mean hello, Heart invited Underwood to perform with them last year. Amazing.

Alaina Alexander was channelling Barbie with her outfit and fake hair while channelling Gina from Empire Records. Renee Zellweger did the exact same nervous hand movements and foot stomp when she finally got the nerve to sing atop Empire Records sign. Ah, “Sugar High”…

My girl Lakisha Jones was wearing the skimpiest outfit which I was completely down with until I saw those shoes. Girl, those shoes were a trainwreck. WooWoo! Let me tell you though, she was once again a powerhouse and playing this game for keeps. She could have broken Alaina Alexander in half!

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