Last night I had a hard time watching television, but damnit I forced myself to overcome the urge to not turn on the tube because the allure of my newest obsession The Biggest Loser: Couples was too strong to resist.

Where can I get my own personal Jillian? She’s terrific television and the scariest bitch on earth when it comes to kicking peoples asses into gear. If I had her in my life I’d be able to do a triathalon someday (though, I could do without the running part – is there a designated runner position in a triathalon?) or at least look good at the beach. What I’m getting at is the groups picked to be a part of her new Black Team last night need to stop the big belly aching and get their asses into shape. Most of them barely lost weight and in the case of Paul he gained a pound or two.

I know she’s like the challenge of the underdog but if they don’t step it up she doesn’t stand a chance of shoving victory in Bob’s face once again.

Today someone asked me if I was excited to see Jenn (formerly Purple) go home and the answer is “Hell Yes!” The girl sucked. Up until this week she was pulling some really low numbers and I’m sorry if you think that means people perceived you as lazy… you kind of were. Now if we can just get rid of her purple people eater partner in crime my life will feel a little more complete. Yes, I know I’m a horrible person.

Over on American Idol, did you guys catch “The Homecoming Queen” Leo Marlowe? I think he’s absolutely adorable and while he’s no Sinatra, he’s good enough vocally and entertaining enough personality wise to kick it in Hollywood. I hope he does well if when we get to those dreaded group sing-a-longs and eliminations the Hollywood round is so famous for. Click here to read my thoughts on Leo and to watch his audition.

Over on the Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency she proved once and for all that she’s a total PR whore for not only herself but all of her friends! Check out how many times she can say the words “Christian” and “Audigier” not if for the last time she has words with her supposed Business Partner Peter Hamm. Oh, and there’s plenty of hot male semi-nude action as well as some Vegas debauchery. Here’s my AfterElton recap of The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency.

I’ve been super busy with work lately and have barely had a moment to catch up on the most recent Britney scandal (preggers again Brit, planned parenthood much?). I’ve seen some television over the past couple days but not a whole ton so I don’t have much to write about that hasn’t already been said.

If you caught the premiere of Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles you weren’t alone. Approx 18 million of you tuned in to see Lena Headey take on the iconic badass role and battles some robots. The premiere was action packed and gave you the sense of urgency and panic surrounding the Connors. The second episode is a little slow but in general I still enjoyed it.

They need to make Summer Glau’s Cameron a little less robotic because she’s borderline Vicki from Small Wonders and they need to steer clear of a romance between John and the toaster. Who else got excited for LOST when Penny Whidmore walked on screen? Back in his OZ days I would have said she’d done well for herself but Dean Winters doesn’t hold a candle to Lost’s Desmond. Is it January 31st yet?

If you want to see video of Terminator’s newest John Connor making a complete ass out of himself on the dancefloor, click here.

Last night was the premiere of American Idol Season 7 but overall it was pretty boring. I was happy to see the gang back and cracking jokes at each others expense, I was also pretty happe to see Ryan and Simon laying off the gay remarks. Oh there were some sad sacks attending the Philly auditions but nothing can top Crazy Sparkle Pirate Alexis and her inability to not flip the bird at the camera. Who died when she made up a new career? “I’m going for actressing!” Is that what each and every aspiring actress in Hollwood that’s busing tables is striving to do? Actressing? Genius!

I’m not going to lie, I got a kick out of watching Paula, Randy, and Simon either laugh their way through auditions or die trying. I was fearful that they’d lay into Temptress who has such a sad story (I mean she’s a linebacker for her high school football team, come on) but thankfully they had heart and made the best of the situation. The same can’t be said for their treatment of Paula’s stalker. What was that freak all about? This is why they have security on that show. He wanted to fillet up some of Paula’s skin and pretend he’s eating Funyuns.

There were too many commercials but on Tivo the 2 hours flew by in about 65 minutes! From Philly, only 29 young hopefuls made it to Hollywood. Tonight the journey continues and I’m almost certain it will be a bigger group of idiots than it was last night! God, I hope so. Click here to read my thoughts about last night’s episode on AfterElton.com.

If you’re not watching The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency I can’t really blame you. It’s not Pulitzer Prize winner fare but damn if I don’t love it. If you’re a fan of Janice’s from her days on Top Model then you owe it to yourself to watch this show (airs on Oxygen). If you’re a fan of naked men lying all over each other, rubbing each other down, and butt cleavage then you must tune in. Read my recap of last night’s episode over at AfterElton.com.

Tonight we have another episode of Project Runway to look forward to and I’ve got my fingers crossed that Christian can pull it together and stick around for another week. I’ll miss his hysterical commentary too much if he’s eliminated.

If you’ve been following my Twitter, then you’ve already heard me tease a new writing gig. It’s not like I’m quitting my job to be a blogger for TV Guide or anything life changing but for me this is very exciting.

As of today I’ve begun writing about TV for AfterElton.com, the gay entertainment companion site for LOGO (MTV’s homorific sister network). I’m going to be dishing TV for their blog and my first post went live today!

So what will I be covering and how is that different from this site? As it’s a gay site I’ll be showcasing some of my more fabulous television viewings. My first assignment was to take over writing about The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency (read my first post and comment so I don’t lose this gig as fast as I got it).

Starting tomorrow night I’ll be Liveblogging the premiere of Bravo’s MAKE ME A SUPERMODEL and starting next week it’s AMERICAN IDOL baby!

I hope you guys will head on over and check out my post and support my side venture. Thanks gang, you’re the best!

So, not to spoil you all but YUP, HE’S GAY! Survivor Alum JP Calderon is a bonerfide homo and he’s not afraid who knows it. Well, maybe not. He is after all coming out on The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency (reality show on Oxygen) and flashing all his goods (and I do mean GOODS) for INSTINCT magazine.

“It’s not every day somebody gets slapped in the face with a major magazine like Instinct, Janice Dickinson, her TV show,” says Calderon. “I think I’m just supposed to do this!”

“It wasn’t until last year when my dad died that I did Survivor, I said yes to Janice Dickinson, to [Instinct]. I’m coming out and I’m living.”

As for his new boss, Calderon reveals to Instinct, “We started a little bit butting heads, but I love Janice Dickinson. I want everyone to know, she is the coolest person in the world.”

The saga began last week on JDMA and will conclude this week on Wednesday at 10pm on Oxygen. It’s actually a coming out story that’s too sweet for it’s medium. I mean, coming out on The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency would be fine but this sweet man is so closeted at the time that it just kills you that this if the forum. I mean, it’s so personal and emotional for him. When the show cut last week he had not answered. He was teary eyed and speechless just holding the magazine.

I hated to spoil it folks but it’s not like we’re waiting with baited breath to find out a Survivor is gay. Hello!

Check out JP’s coming out this Wednesday on Oxygen and look for Instinct’s February 2007 Swimsuit Edition on newstands this week.

So if you’ve been watching Janice Dickinson’s Modeling Agency (and you so should be) you’ve seen the mad previews they’ve been showing in which INSTINCT magazine wants Survivor’s JP Calderon as their cover model.

There’s a catch… Instinct only features out gay males on their cover.  JP was accepted into Janice’s agency and seriously the bods slamming and the boys hot.  It’s never come up as to whether or not he’s gay.  To my knowledge it didn’t come up on Survivor either but damn, it’s come up now.

It’s a huge job for JP but first Janice has to propose the cover and somehow ask him if he’s gay.  It’s actually a really awkward moment for all involved.  You’d think Janice would just scream it out but she is really nervous and kind in the way she does it.  So she dances around the Instinct deal for a few, then drops the stipulations and tells him that there’s also a cover story involved and a big layout on the inside so its more than just the cover…

But he has to be openly gay.  He looks at the magazine nervously.  He starts wringing his hands together and eventually starts stuttering and tearing up as he tries to talk with Janice.  It’s heartbreaking to watch and then they CUT!  The episodes over!

I can’t imagine a straight boy modeling would be offended by this so he HAS to be closeted or wrestling with the idea and has never come out or talked about it publicly.  Why else would you get so out of it?  I mean, its really hard to watch, he turns into a 12 year old boy right in front of our eyes and you just wanna hug him.

Anyway, CAN’T WAIT until next week!