Big Brother 8 Eviction
Gonorrhea Joe Done Gone HomeI’ll miss his uber-gay personality and his bitchy behavior and his Nick stalking flirtation but I will not miss those pepperoni nipples. Let it be known. Joe is the first male evicted from the Big Brother 8 Household and I guess it had to happen.

The important thing that came out of tonight’s live episode was the fact that Kail’s whole alliance voted against her. What’s up with that huh? Can’t wait to see the fallout from that switcheroo, unless it’s already been established that she knew they were voting another way. Damn live feeders…

Daniele’s hair, Farrah Fawesome tonight! The feathered flip was hot. It took away from her Skeletor bone structure and actually softened her bone protruding features. Good for you.

Something odd struck me tonight. It was Zach’s face. What’s up with that wrinkled mess? He’s semi-scar to look at, don’t you think?

The Head of Household competition went just as I dreamt it would. Who is the exact opposite of Jen? Who’s Jen’s biggest enemy in the house? Who’s mission is it to make Jen’s life hell? EVIL DICK! I absolove that this man won HOH this week. Instantly I can guess that his two nominees will be hella-tard Jen and crappy Kail.

I love Big Brother!

We’re back… Podcast #11: Big Brother 8, Burn Notice, Psych, So You Think You Can Dance, Transformers, Rescue Me, Kathy Griffin, Porn, Prison, Ugly Betty, Comic-Con and more.

TV Podcast 11: Ducky and GMMR take a dip in the technical difficulties pool and come out swinging.

BIG BROTHER 8 has arrived and we’re obsessed. We talk spoilers, live feeds, and our favorites. What do we think about BURN NOTICE? PSYCH’s back on USA. KATHY GRIFFIN does gay porn and RESCUE ME forgets to rescue one of their own.

Do we need two karaoke shows? We dissect SPELLING BEE and DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS.

SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE continues to dominate the summer and we talk about our new favorites.

A little TRANSFORMERS talk? Sure, just a bit. COMIC-CON? Yes, we’re now Comic-Con geeks and we preview our trip at the end of July. PUSHING DAISIES, MOONLIGHT, BIONIC WOMAN and other Fall Shows.

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Um yeah, my power went out about half way through Big Brother 8 last night. You can imagine my annoyance and then my surprise to see that HOH Kail nominated Amber and Carol for eviction. What? Where does that come from?

Hands down the best thing I saw last night was Jen crying over the picture on the houseguest wall. In my opinion the picture is fine. It accentuates her already surgerized face so I don’t see what the big deal is. To see her have a complete meltdown and not remove her hand from the picture was priceless. GMMR has the video so please head on over to see BIG BROTHER 8’s Jen Cry!

Does anyone else think its kinda kookoo bananas that Joe is so free to tell everyone he had the Gon? I mean, an STD is best shared only with your nearest and dearest. Its not like people go around calling me Danny Crabcakes or something. I kid… WTF! And poor Dustin, no matter what he does Joe still screams STD! I like watching Joe but I fear he’s crazytown.

Carol and Jessica. Who cares. Their tiff was over a $5 wager from middle school. MIDDLE SCHOOL FOLKS! I probably owe Jesse P. a pack of big league chew and a Big Toe ice cream for something or other but would he consider me a mortal enemy? Doubtful. Jessica’s a tard – but a brilliant tard because when she said: “We were like Go Blue Team… because we’re blue” I almost pissed myself. So funny! She’s clueless. She’s the dumber version of The Office’s Kelly Kapoor. And that’s something!

I’m psyched to see how the season plays out and does anyone find it odd that Kail decided to gang bang up with three studs?

Can’t wait for tomorrow night!

Now that we’ve had our first introductions to this years Big Brother 8 Contestants, what do I think? Will they live up to the ones we’ve become spoiled by? Dr. Will, Jedi Janey, Boogie, Marcellas, etc. are a hard group to follow but after seeing the freaks they’ve gathered for this 8th edition I’m positive it will once again be a great summer of characters and confrontation.

Joe is a bitchy evil gay who’s so insecure that he takes it all out on others because he’s not secure in who he really is at heart. Dustin is sooooo the wronged party in that relationship. I don’t care who cried VD, it was obviously Joe’s doing that ruined that coupling. That being said, I cannot wait to see these two go at each others throats all summer until they inevitably join evil gay forces and take over the world much like the gays have in Hollywood.

Evil Dick is just kind of sad and pathetic. Your 18 year old child does not just up and decide to never speak to you again unless there are some serious reasons behind that decision. Could it be that he’s never grown up or that he played Keith Richards stand-in for Pirates? Who can tell but this one could be a very touchy relationship to watch. I feel really horrible for anorexic Daniele. She’s obv got major issues with her Father and is just too young to subject her to this drama on National Television for the next 14 weeks.

I think that twist is worse than Nakomis and Cowboy being Brother
and Sister.

Jessica’s young and annoying while her rival Carol seems relatively put together, more natural, and obviously more secure in who she is. Plus, Carol is really gorgeous. Jessica will probably become more and more hateful toward Carol as the summer goes on because Carol seems like someone that can communicate and create friendships while Jessica’s still busy trying to be the popular and almost fat aging cheerleader. Girl I got your number…

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Summer has officially begun, how do I know? BIG BROTHER 8 is back and I’m so psyched for a summer of crazy chaos with these 14 miscreants.

Once again we were reminded to “expect the unexpected” thanks to the Chenbot 2007’s continued warnings. Are you ready? Unexpected Terror Level RED! I am, I even have the BB8 Biohazard Tankini to prove it!

First we got to see each of the contestants receiving their Big Brother key while at the same time catching a glimpse of their personal lives. While I love seeing their homes, families, etc. and making snap judgments based on the superficial (like wow, Amber has really crispy Syracuse or New Jersey Mall Hair or could Daniele BE more anorexic?), it pains me to see each contestant make an ass of themselves with the hideous statements. “I’m a cheerleader and the only person I’ll be cheering for is myself” or even better “I sell shoes so I’m ready to give people the boot…” - these statements are bad to listen to and they really make the contestants look like cheese douchles.

11 of the 14 contestants were gathered and entered the house in groups. The house is decked out in fairy tale/Alice in Wonderland motif which at the moment is crazy nauseating but maybe I’ll come around to it. They picked their beds and began to get to know each other.

That’s when we were introduced to the remaining three contestants that have been in hiding up in the HOH room. Having entered the house earlier in the day, they’ve been able to watch the other houseguests every move.

The reveal that each of the three upstairs knows someone downstairs was entertaining. Each association was revelead one by one. Dustin’s ex-boyfriend Joe with the huge nipples is downstairs and they do not like each other at all (aside from fashion sense). 21 year old bimbo Jessica’s middle school rival Carol is downstairs as well. They hate each other based on a $5 debt (scandal!). The real scandal is Evil Dick learning that his estranged 20 year old daughter Daniele is waiting downstairs as well.

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